adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience

figmentof:

awakecorgi704:

for-k-is-king:

under-the-arch:

@under-palemoonlight

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”

can confirm that is legit what that says lmaooo

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catchymemes:

Source: facebook.com

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chloeniccole:

The reason why there’s not a q eye version with lesbians is because literally every single relationship would be broken up by the end of the episode. The straight girl would be like “haha I never cum when we have sex” and 20 minutes later the boyfriend would be gone. It’s too risky

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glory-to-cobrastan:

shabangles:

When I start to get emotional I immediately think “I’m so gay” and this is because straight people actually don’t have emotions

this is false and heterophobic. straight people have a panorama of emotions including:

• outrage
• jealousy
• Situational Benevolence (aka “don’t fight hate w/ hate”)
• sports
• umami, the “Fifth Emotion”
• TGIF

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