B - I’m going to go way old school on this one and say Harry/Luna. Textually I never really understood it, and then there was this one fic? I couldn’t find it anymore that basically just retold the James/Lily scenario as Harry/Luna and it was great, and then Jordan and I wrote a 20k epic about Harry and Luna being platonic besties who live together and adopt babies for life. So. That was a monumental shift.
D - Clint/Darcy. I’ve gotten a bunch of fic from authors I love recced to me for Clint/Darcy, but I just… can’t. I wish, but I can’t.
J - TEEN WOLF. Ruined forever.
Z - I’ve been having a lot of feelings about Derek Hale and his tattoo lately because I did a bunch of research about the triskelion? And like the triskelion has a lot of associations, but one of them (like one of the originals) is that the triskelion is associated with Hephaestus. So there’s this whole level on which Derek literally tattooed fire into his back because he’s an emotionally stunted self-loathing little bastard. and I love him.
IF THOR WAS A MOVIE ABOUT A WEALTHY FAMILY WHO WAS LOSING EVERYTHING… AND THE ONE SON WHO HAD NO CHOICE BUT THE KEEP THEM ALL TOGETHER.
i’m crying he’s like a cat
In my headcannon, these two are bffs. download
look at these cuties.
Your headcanon is accepted. They are SOO BFFs. That’s why Steve didn’t have anyone to ride off into the sunset with. *pouts*
Steve is me for the entirety of my childhood/adolescence/okay let’s admit it RIGHT NOW, and yeah, usually the dude liked the other girl.
LEMME LOVE YOU BB STEVE ;___;
fuck you, chibi cartoon, for giving me all these feels.
Steve: So let me get this straight, the platform is IN the wall.
Pepper: Yes, exactly.
Steve: So, if only wizards can go through the wall, what about, like, objects?
Pepper: Well, everything goes with them.
Steve: Even the non-magical books and stuff?
Steve: That makes sense, cause they’re owned by the wizard. Okay, thanks!
Thor: THIS HAT OF SORTING DOES NOT ONLY BASE ITS DECISION ON WHAT IT BELIEVES IS THE RIGHTFUL PLACE, BUT ALSO TAKES INTO ACCOUNT YOUR TRUE WISHES AND DESIRES?
Pepper: Yeah, which is why Harry is in Gryffindor
Thor: I AM QUITE FASCINATED BY THESE ‘HOUSES.’ I FEEL THAT I WOULD BELONG IN THE HOUSE OF GRYFFINDOR
Steve: Pepper, why do Slytherin and Hufflepuff not have animal names in them, when Gryffindor and Ravenclaw do?
Pepper: I don’t know. I always thought Ravenclaw made the most sense, because ravens do actually have claws.
Pepper: Well, talons, but you get my point.
Steve: I do indeed. So, what house do you see yourself in?
Pepper: I haven’t really thought about it, to be honest.
Steve: I think you’d be in Ravenclaw. You’re really smart. Or maybe Gryffindor, because you have red hair and it takes a lot of guts to run Tony Stark’s company.
Pepper: That is really sweet of you, Steve. i see what Tony means about the apple pie thing.
Thor: I AM QUITE ENAMOURED OF THIS LUNA CHARACTER.
Pepper: I thought you would be. She seems like she would be a friend of yours.
Thor: IS THIS TALE BASED ON A TRUE OCCURRENCE?
Pepper: What, no! Oh, Thor. Thor, Thor, Thor. Has no one taught you what fiction is?
THIS HAT OR SORTING
oh god Thor let me love you and Steve you are the cutest and Pepper you have the patience of a saint